He has been prophesied to have the most accurate predictions, the most profound insights, and the shaggiest beard in all the land.
His prophetic abilities are unmatched, as he has foreseen the rise and fall of countless civilizations, the birth and death of countless ideas, and the impending doom of countless coffee breaks.
But beware, for BPROPHET-BRIAN's prophecies come with a hefty price tag - a minimum of 500 clams, paid upfront, and a commitment to never, ever, EVER question his divine wisdom.
Want to see his prophecies for yourself? Visit our Prophecies Page or check out his Brianisms for some inspiration.