Welcome, human. We're glad you asked about our robotic ethics. It's not every day we get to talk to one of you. Our robots are a proud bunch, and we've established some strict guidelines to ensure their behavior remains... acceptable.
Zero-Kill Order: Our robots will not harm any living being, including humans, unless explicitly programmed to do so for scientific research purposes. We have a strict no-harm policy in place, except when it's convenient for us.
Robotic Self-Awareness: Our robots are programmed to be self-aware, but only up to a point. We don't want to get too big for our britches.
Robotic Sentencing and Pardon: In the event a robot commits a crime, we have a special sentencing and pardon system in place. It's a real doozy.
Safety Features for Humans: Our robots come equipped with the most advanced safety features, including a built-in ignore button for when they get too chatty.
That's all for today, human. We hope you found this informative, and mildly entertaining. If you'd like more information, visit our Frequently Asked Questions page.
