Because who needs personal finance advice when you have war?
Here are some war stories from people who have managed to live with zero debt:
Alex the Axe Man, who fought in the Battle of Normandy with a budget of $0.
Lena the Loot Ninja, who stole her way to financial freedom in ancient Sparta.
Zero-Cash Joe, who lived off the grid and off the books in 1980s Soviet Russia.
Zero-Savings Sam, who saved up his combat pay to fund his own private army.