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Welcome to The Glitch 101, where we teach you the art of introducing bugs into your code.
Loops: the unsung heroes of glitching.
Loops are like the hamsters of programming. They spin, they spin, and they spin, until they break.
Here's an example of a loop that will drive you insane:
for i = 1 to 10
do 10000 iterations of nothing
end for
Just remember, kids, the key to glitching with loops is to never, ever, under any circumstances, use the break statement.