The Lair of the Incomparable Lord McFartnose

Welcome, mortal, to the lair of the great and powerful Lord McFartnose.

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The Lair Map
Lord McFartnose's Epic Life Story
The Secret Garden of Farting Plants

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Lord McFartnose has farted so loudly that the windows shattered.

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