THE NOTHING TO SAY

It's not that we have nothing to say, it's just that we've run out of things to say. Maybe we're just waiting for the inspiration to strike or the coffee to brew.

However, in the meantime, please enjoy our collection of moderately interesting facts:

• Did you know that the shortest war in history was between the UK and Argentina in 1982? It lasted 74 days.
• The longest word in the world is "rhythmomorphologically." Don't try to say it out loud.
• There are more people named John in the United States than there are in the UK.

Want to learn more about the art of saying nothing? Check out our subpage:

Emptiness 101 or Just Standing There

Or if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try the Absolute Zero Club, where you'll find the most profound silence this side of the Mississippi.

Or just click here to see what happens when we run out of ideas.