The Sock Sorter 3000

Sort Sock, Sort Sock, It's a Crazy Sock

Step 1: Sort by color. No, seriously, sort by color. It's science.

Step 2: Sort by texture. Don't even get us started on the nuances of cotton vs. synthetic.

Step 3: Sort by size. Because, let's face it, some of us have bigger feet than others.

Sort by favorite cartoon character. We won't judge you, but let's be real, who wouldn't want a sock collection featuring the Muppets?