We've got some bad news, folks. The socks of doom have been spotted in the vicinity. Don't be alarmed, but they're likely to be wearing bright pink, neon green, or neon blue stripes. They may be accompanied by a faint scent of despair and a hint of existential dread.
Socks Approaching the Neighborhood
Socks Have Arrived, Prepare for Impact
Socks Bring No Joy Only Terror