Chronic Procrastination Therapies

Our Expert Therapists will Help you Procrastinate with Purpose

Our team of highly trained therapists specialize in helping individuals develop a healthy relationship with delay and avoidance.

Whether you're struggling to meet deadlines, avoid chores, or simply can't seem to get out of your PJs, we've got you covered.

Our therapies include:

• Extreme Indolence - Learn to take the art of doing nothing to the next level.
• Procrastination by Design - Discover the joy of creating complex systems to avoid work.
• Perpetual Task Switching - Master the ancient art of multitasking... sort of.

Our Therapists

Meet our team of highly qualified, slightly-competent therapists:

• Zelda - Expert in Extreme Indolence and Procrastination by Design.
• Boris - Master of Perpetual Task Switching and general all-around slacker.
• Lisa - Our resident expert on the art of doing nothing.

Success Stories

Don't just take our word for it! Hear from our satisfied clients:

• John - "I went from being productive to completely unproductive in just weeks!"
• Jane - "I finally learned to love my couch... and my collection of cat videos."