Session 3: The Client is a Liar (Note: This session is a lie)

Notes:

Client insists on claiming to have 17 cats

Client's hair is not actually afro, just a failed dye job

Clients' 'emotional baggage' consists of only a few mild soap operas

Client's 'trauma' is just a bad haircut from 2008

• Next Session (lies about the previous session)
• Previous Session (lies about the therapist)
• Other Client Notes (just weird stuff)