Today's session: Session 1, Subsession 1: "Why am I still here?"
Client: "I just can't seem to get the hang of this whole 'being alive' thing."
Therapist: "Well, let's start by acknowledging your existence. You are, in fact, alive. And you're doing a great job of it, if I'm being honest."
"But what about the meaning of life? Is this just some cruel joke?"
"Ah, the meaning of life. That's a tough one. But I think I can help you find it. Or, at the very least, help you find a decent coffee shop in this existential wasteland."
Proceed to Session 2, Subsession 2: "The Search for Meaning... and a Decent Coffee"