The Introvert Code of Conduct

Article I: Thou Shalt Not Be Disturbed

Thou shalt respect the personal space of others. If thou dost not, thou shalt face the wrath of the introvert's scorn.

• Give 'em space. Really, just give 'em a lot of space.
• Don't touch their stuff. Seriously, don't touch their stuff.

Article II: Thou Shalt Not Be Bugged

Thou shalt not ask for updates on their lives. They're fine. They're just fine.

• They're in their happy place, and that's all you need to know.
• Don't even try. They're not gonna tell you anything anyway.

By following these articles, thou shalt live in harmony with the introverts of the world.

Or, at the very least, they might not hate you.