Therapy for the Modern Climate Refugee
Have you been uprooted by rising sea levels? Do you struggle to cope with the existential dread of climate change? Look no further than our team of expert climatologists, who will guide you through the process of adapting to a world that's rapidly losing its marbles.
Our services include:
- Sea Level Rise Therapy (because why not)
- Meltdown Mindfulness (finding inner peace with your melting polar bears)
- Drought Therapy (because droughts are a real thing now)