We were the ones who had to live with it.

		// Their idea: "Just add more features!"
		// Our solution: "Let's just add a lot more features, and some extra features for good measure."
		// The result: A 10MB binary that takes 10 seconds to load.
		

And then they asked, "What's the holdup?"

Under-Engineered Solutions

Because who needs a clear plan, anyway?

• Throwing More Crap at It
• Just Add a Little More SQL