Thought Replacement Theory 2.0

Welcome to the latest iteration of our patented thought replacement technology! This isn't just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo, it's a science. Our team of expert Brain Hackers has refined the art of inserting new, more pleasant thoughts into your brain's vast repository of consciousness.

We've upgraded our protocols to include:

• Improved Probability Displacement Algorithm for more accurate thought placement
• Enhanced Emotional Resonance Tuning for maximum comfort and relaxation
• Advanced Reality Distortion Coils for seamless integration with your existing worldview

But wait, there's more!

Our research and development team is currently working on a Neural Network Uploader, which will allow you to upload your own custom thought patterns, because who needs Brain Compatibilization when you can just upload your own brain waves?