Low-Key Pancakes

Because You're Probably Not Gonna Make It

Thread: "Pancake Conquest of the Kitchen"

@SarcasticSally: 10:00 AM

Ugh, I finally made it to the kitchen, and all I could find was a sad, congealed pancake from last night's leftovers. The horror.

@NotGonnaMakeIt: 10:05 AM

Same here. I swear, it's like the kitchen is trying to tell us something. Maybe it's time to reevaluate our life choices.

@BurntOffering: 10:10 AM

Just made a pancake from scratch using only the finest imported French flour and the purest Canadian maple syrup. It's... a thing.