Four-Legged Frenemy: The Bane of Productivity

Welcome to the world of Four-Legged Frenemy, where our flagship product is a three-legged stool with an attitude.

Meet our CEO, Mr. Leggety McLegface, who will stop at nothing to make sure you never use our product.

Features:

• Three sturdy legs for maximum stability
• One annoyingly persistent salesperson who will not take no for an answer
• Guaranteed to drive your coworkers crazy with its incessant "I'm here to help!" announcements

Our competitors are trembling in their boots, but we know the truth: Four-Legged Frenemy is the real deal.

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