Welcome, friend! Are you tired of being a slave to your inner monologue? Do you find yourself constantly arguing with your own thoughts?
Then you've come to the right place! The Threnody Challenge is a series of absurd exercises designed to help you develop the skills you need to say no to your inner monologue.
Here's your first exercise: Exercise 1: Ignore the Siren Song
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Exercise 2: The 100-Words-of-Silence
And for the truly daring, there's always Exercise 3: The Threnody Tango
Remember, the goal of the Threnody Challenge is to learn to say no to your inner monologue. So, don't say yes to your inner monologue. Say no.