Throwing the Therapist: A Guide to Advanced Techniques
Warning: Throwing the Therapist is a highly advanced technique that requires skill, practice, and a strong stomach.
For beginners, we recommend starting with our Throwing the Therapist for Dummies tutorial.
However, if you're feeling confident in your throwing abilities, let's move on to some more advanced techniques:
The Double-Whammy Throw: A technique that involves throwing the therapist twice as hard as you normally would, with twice the amount of sass.
The Sneaky Swoop: A technique that involves sneaking up behind the therapist and throwing them off guard, like a ninja.
The Underhanded Swipe: A technique that involves pretending to be friendly and approachable, while secretly building up the strength to take down the therapist with a swift swipe.
Remember, practice makes perfect. But be warned: throwing the therapist is not for the faint of heart.
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