Where time is relative, but our coffee is always strong.
| Drink | Effect on Space-Time Continuum |
|---|---|
| Quantum Foam Latte | Stretches space-time like rubber band, allowing for infinite refills |
| Creamy Black Hole Mocha | Causes localized distortion of space-time, making it seem like you're drinking a normal cup of coffee, but really, you're consuming a star's worth of energy |
| Cosmic Foam Cold Brew | Creates miniature black hole that sucks up all nearby objects, making it seem like yourประก coffee is just fine, but really, it's just a portal to a dimension of flavor |
Quantum Foam Tables: where the laws of physics are just a suggestion.