Time Dilation: The Unreliability of Time Travel

Warning: Time Travel is a Recipe for Disaster

Don't even get us started on the risks of playing with the fabric of spacetime. We're talking paradoxes, timelines branching like a crazy, drunken tree, and the potential for temporal singularity-induced brain damage.

We're not saying it's impossible, but have you considered the consequences? Like that one time our friend Timmy went back in time and tried to prevent the invention of the toaster. Now he can't even make a decent slice of toast.

So, no, seriously, stick to the timestream. It's safer, trust us.