Why You Shouldn't Worship Time-Slowing Down
You may have heard of the Time-Slowing Down cult, a group of people who believe that time should move at a glacial pace. But let's be real, folks, time-slowing down is not all it's cracked up to be.
For one, it's just plain boring. Imagine living in a world where every day feels like a week. You'd never get anything done!
But seriously, have you ever tried to get a decent meal delivered in a time-slowed world? Forget about it. The delivery guy is still on his way from last Tuesday.
And don't even get me started on the dating scene. In a world where time is slowed down, every relationship is just one long, drawn-out affair.
So, let's all just agree to stick with the normal flow of time, shall we? Our sanity will thank us.