Time Out Technique: Best Practices for the Utterly Discerning

The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Step 1: Find the perfect chair. It should be sturdy, yet plush. Comfortable, yet intimidating.

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Step 2: Remove all distractions. Turn off your phone, your computer, and your sense of responsibility.

Step 3: Develop a keen sense of self-loathing.

Step 4 prophets of procrastination, unite! Step 5: Find a worthy opponent. The laundry, for example, is a formidable foe.