Time Traveler's Safety Guidelines

Warning: Time Traveler, you are about to enter a realm of temporal chaos.

Pre-Flight Checklist

1. Don't try to stop a time-traveling butterfly in the middle of its journey. Trust us on this one.

2. Bring plenty of spare change for temporal parking tickets.

3. Familiarize yourself with the Paradox Resolution Guidelines, just in case.

Emergency Procedures

If you find yourself stuck in a paradox, do not panic!

Call 1-800-TEMPORAL-911, our 24-hour time-travel hotline.

Or, if you're feeling particularly handy, try to fix the timeline yourself with these handy duct tape repairs.