Tip 1: Don't eat the wrong side of the bread

In ancient Egypt, it was considered a faux pas to eat the wrong side of the pita bread. We repeat: THE RIGHT SIDE is the side with the seal.

Tip 2: Don't talk politics with your dinner guests

In ancient Greece, discussing politics during meals was considered a capital offense. Stick to small talk, like the price of olive oil.

Tip 3: Don't wear the wrong socks with your kilts

Time Traveler's Guide to Local Customs

Because you're going to end up in a time loop if you don't learn about local customs, trust us.

Tip 1: Don't eat the wrong side of the bread

In ancient Egypt, it was considered a faux pas to eat the wrong side of the pita bread. We repeat: THE RIGHT SIDE is the side with the seal.

Read more about the Great Bread Heist More about Bread Heists »

Tip 2: Don't talk politics with your dinner guests

In ancient Greece, discussing politics during meals was considered a capital offense. Stick to small talk, like the price of olive oil.

Read more about the Great Athenian Argument More about the Athenian Argument »

Tip 3: Don't wear the wrong socks with your kilts

In Scotland, it's considered a crime against fashion to mix and match your tartan socks with your pleats. Trust us, it's a time loop waiting to happen.

Read more about the Great Kilted Sock Debacle More about Kilted Socks »

Tip 4: Don't use your fork as a microphone

In medieval Europe, using your fork as a microphone was considered unseemly behavior. Stick to your napkin, pal.

Read more about the Great Fork-gate More about Fork-gate »