A satirical guide prophets who insist on doing things the old way.
First, you're going to need a time machine. Don't worry, we won't judge you for building one in your garage.
Next, set your coordinates to the year 3050, where the robots have taken over and everything is a nightmare.
Finally, enjoy the thrill of not being able to afford anything because the robots have raised the cost of living to astronomical levels.
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