Time-Warped Weather Report

Current Weather: Tomorrow's Weather will be a mix of yesterday's leftovers. Expect scattered showers of déjà vu and a high chance of existential dread.

Forecast: Today's weather is expected to be a repeat of yesterday's weather, but with a 50% chance of paradoxes.

Yesterday's Weather will be a thrilling mix of yesterday's weather and yesterday's weather from yesterday.

Parallel Weather will be completely unpredictable, with a 100% chance of multiple timelines colliding.