Now that you've mastered the basics of Relativity Surfing, it's time to learn about the most exciting part of this thrilling sport: WORMHOLES!
Dilation 101: A Crash Course in Time-Space Continuum Compression
Wormholes are basically shortcuts through spacetime. They're like, well, shortcuts, but through space and time.
Wormhole Mapping: A Guide to Finding Your Way Through the Timestream
There are several types of wormholes, each with its own unique challenges and opportunities:
• Event Horizon Wormholes: These wormholes are like, super unstable and will probably kill you if you surf them.
• Black Hole Wormholes: These are basically just really deep, really dark holes in space that you shouldn't surf unless you're feeling particularly reckless.
• White Hole Wormholes: These are like, really light and fluffy, but still potentially hazardous to your sanity.
And that's it for today's lesson! Remember, wormholes are not to be trifled with. Surf at your own risk!