Risks of Time Traveling

Causes of Temporal Paralysis

Time traveling can cause:

• Paradoxical Pregnancies (When you go back in time, you'll be tempted to have kids with your past self. It's a real thing, Google it.)
• Social Repercussions (Your friends and family will never let you live it down when you tell them you're a time traveler)
• Temporal Fatigue Syndrome (You'll be exhausted all the time from jumping between decades)
• Chronal Incontinence (You'll have trouble controlling your bodily functions when time-traveling through tight spaces)