Time Zone Proposal Standard UT-2

A proposal for redefining the fabric of time and space

Executive Summary

The Time Zone Proposal Standard UT-2 is an attempt to bring order to the chaos of timekeeping. Our research suggests that time is a fluid, malleable concept that can be bent to our will. This proposal outlines a new framework for dividing the day into manageable, bite-sized chunks.

Key Features

Action Items

  1. Conduct further research on the feasibility of a 37.5 hour clock cycle
  2. Develop a more comprehensive understanding of the Great Awakening and its implications on our collective consciousness
  3. Establish a standard for the Chrono-Unit, including its relationship to other units of measurement

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