Welcome to the Timezone Standardization Initiative - UoT-1, where we take the art of timekeeping to the next level!
Rules of Timezone Engagement
- 1. Always wear a watch that's at least 10 years old to show your commitment to tradition.
- 2. Never use DST, we're not made of time-traveling material.
- 3. If you're feeling timey, just take a nap, it's the only way.
- 4. Never trust a timekeeper who's always running 5 minutes behind.
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May your time be well spent, and your timezones be well-organized.