Top 5 Tips for the Uber Driver with a Good PlayList

Are you tired of getting 1-star ratings from passengers who don't appreciate your sick beats?

• 1. Curate a playlist that's 90% trap music
• 2. Learn to recognize the difference between 'I'm bored' and 'I'm about to die'
• 3. Master the art of discreetly offering passengers a $5 bill
• 4. Understand the power of silence in de-escalating conflicts
• 5. Don't be that guy

Follow these tips, and you'll be the coolest cat in the Uber universe!