Are you tired of the soulless, monotonous world of regular toast? Do you yearn for a toaster that defies the status quo?
Look no further! The Toaster Ethics Committee is here to usher in a new era of crispy, crunchy, and unapologetic toaster innovation.
Our mission is to challenge the conventions of traditional toast, to push the boundaries of what it means to be a toaster, and to bring forth a new dawn of toaster enlightenment.
Ready to join the ranks of the most enlightened toaster enthusiasts on the planet?
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