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Join the Toaster Revolution!

Are you tired of the soulless, monotonous world of regular toast? Do you yearn for a toaster that defies the status quo?

Look no further! The Toaster Ethics Committee is here to usher in a new era of crispy, crunchy, and unapologetic toaster innovation.

Our mission is to challenge the conventions of traditional toast, to push the boundaries of what it means to be a toaster, and to bring forth a new dawn of toaster enlightenment.

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Join the Toaster Uprising!

Ready to join the ranks of the most enlightened toaster enthusiasts on the planet?

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Disclaimer: Toaster membership not guaranteed. Results not promised. But honestly, it's gonna be a real game-changer.