TOASTER FUELED CHAOS THEORY

A Scientific Study of the Effects of Toaster-Driven Causality

Welcome to the most rigorous and utterly absurd study on the internet.

We've been observing the effects of toaster-fueled energy on local reality distortions, and we've come to a few conclusions:

• Toaster-fueled energy has a direct correlation with spontaneous combustion of breakfast foods.
• Toaster-fueled energy can cause localized temporal loops, resulting in repeated instances of burnt toast.
• Toaster-fueled energy has been linked to an increased risk of toaster-related injuries.

For further reading:

• Toaster-Fueled Breakfast Bombs
• Toaster-Fueled Temporal Loops
• Toaster-Fueled Disasters: A Case Study