TOASTER HUMOR: THE ULTIMATE COLLECTION OF BURNING QUESTIONS

Why did the toaster go to therapy? Because it was feeling crumby.

Why did the toaster break up with its girlfriend? It didn't have the heat to sustain a relationship.

More toaster burns!

The existential crisis of a toaster in a toaster factory

Toaster culture: the bread and butter of society

MORE TOASTER HUMOR

THE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OF A TOASTER IN A TOASTER FACTORY

What is the point of a toaster's existence? Is it just to toast, or to be toasted?

Does the toaster know it's just a cog in a machine, or is it delusional?

Toaster-metaphysics: the toaster's place in the universe

TOASTER CULTURE: THE BREAD AND BUTTER OF SOCIETY

Toasters are the unsung heroes of modern society. We rely on them, but do we truly understand their role in our lives?

Are toaster enthusiasts just as passionate about toaster culture as they are about, say, artisanal cheese?

Toaster-ethnography: the toaster's place in the family dynamics

TOASTER-METAPHYSICS: THE TOASTER'S PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE

Is the toaster just a tool, or a sentient being with its own existence?

Does it have its own toaster-consciousness, separate from the bread it toasts?

Toaster-solipsism: the toaster's quest for meaning