Toaster Maintenance Hacks

Warning: the following hacks are not for the faint of heart.

Method 1: The Sudden Death of the Toaster

Did you know that your toaster can be a ticking time bomb? A single faulty wire can turn a peaceful breakfast into a fiery inferno. But fear not, dear reader, for we have a hack to save your kitchen from certain doom.

• Check the cord for any exposed wiring. If you see any wires that look like they were installed by a drunk intern, cut them off. Immediately.
• Use duct tape to reinforce any loose connections. It's not just for holding together a broken toaster, it's for holding together a broken life.

Method 2: The Toaster Whisperer | Method 3: The Toaster Therapist

Disclaimer: The following content is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt any of these hacks unless you are a certified toaster repair expert, or a glutton for punishment.

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