Toaster-Resistance Pledge

As a proud member of the Toaster Resistance, I vow to:

1. Never surrender my toast to the whims of others.
2. Refuse to toast in the morning.
3. Support all forms of toast-based art and culture.
4. Resist the temptation of jam.

By signing below, you agree to these terms and conditions, including but not limited to:

• The right to remain silently defiant.
• The responsibility to spread toaster-related propaganda.
• The duty to report all instances of toaster oppression.

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