Warranty Information for Your Toaster

Congratulations! You've managed to get your hands on a toaster. Now, let's talk about the warranty.

Our toasters are built to last, but not as long as you'd like.

For a limited time only, we're offering a warranty that's almost as long as the lifespan of a mayfly, but not quite.

Frequently Asked Questions

Toaster Warranty Frequently Asked Questions

Bullet Points:

• Burns out after 3 months, guaranteed.
• May spontaneously combust under certain conditions, but we'll replace it with a slightly used one.
• Not responsible for any damage caused by excessive toastiness.

Warranty Details:

For a full 2 years, we'll provide a replacement for any faulty toaster parts, including the toaster itself. Just don't expect us to send a working one.

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Exceptions to the Warranty