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Meet the new CEO: "The Toaster Whisperer"
The ToasterGate Timeline
- Weeks 1-2: Toaster Inc. stock price plummets 30% due to poor sales
- Weeks 3-4: Employees stage a sit-in, demanding better break rooms and more frequent coffee breaks
- Weeks 5-6: Investors threaten to withdraw funding unless the CEO is ousted
- Week 7: The CEO is seen walking out of the company building with a suitcase, looking "mildly concerned"