Page 3: Evidence of the Toaster Conspiracy
On March 30, 2023, a shocking revelation shook the Toaster Community to its core. A whistleblower came forward with evidence of the Toaster Corporation's involvement in a massive cover-up.
Documents revealed a secret meeting between Toaster executives and a shadowy organization known only as "The Bureaucratic Illuminati."
A Toaster engineer, who wishes to remain anonymous, provided testimony of a Toaster prototype with the ability to burn the user's socks.