The Toaster Industry Lobby: Where the Money's at
Founded in 1956 by the great and powerful Toaster King, the Toaster Industry Lobby is the unapologetic voice of the toaster community. Our goal is to make sure your morning toast never gets soggy.
We're not just talking about a bunch of appliance enthusiasts, no, no, no. We're the Toaster Industry Lobby, the most powerful lobbying group in the world (don't @ us). Our members are the Toaster Manufacturers of America, the Toaster Sales and Service Association, and the Toaster Users of the World (or TUW, because we're fancy).
Our Agenda:
- Make sure toasters are always within 2 inches of your face
- Regulate the sale of toaster-related memes
- Sponsor more Toaster-themed parties
- Get the Toaster of the Year award back to its rightful owners
And, let's be real, we're also working on some more... let's call them "sensitive" issues.