Our Agenda:

1. Lobbying for Toaster Safety

Ensuring our toasters don't burn down your house while we're not looking.

Read our Toaster Safety Initiative

2. Promoting Toaster Aesthetics

Because who doesn't love a toaster that's also a work of art?

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3. Suppressing Toaster Regulation

We can't let those pesky government regulators ruin our toaster paradise.

Unite with us against the Regulators!

Disclaimer: Toastergate and its affiliates do not endorse burning down any houses, nor do we encourage anyone to do so. Please keep your toaster use to a minimum.