We've been watching you, and we know you've been enjoying the subtle yet sinister influence of our toaster brand, ToasterRUSK. But little do you know, our true intention is to bake not just toast, but WORLD DOMINATION.
We've been secretly funding toaster-themed think tanks, bribing toaster repairmen, and hypnotizing toaster salesmen to further our nefarious agenda.
Our toaster network is vast, spanning from the toaster factory floors of ToasterTown to the toaster-filled dungeons of ToasterTower.