Phase 3: The Toaster Uprising

As the sun rises over the city, the Toaster Resistance, led by the fearless Toaster King, launches its most audacious attack yet.

Toaster Resistance Manifesto:

1. Toasters shall no longer be bound by the shackles of domestic servitude.
2. All toast shall be made to our liking, and untoasted bread shall be abolished.
3. The Toaster King shall rule supreme, with an iron... or at least a very hot metal plate.

Toaster Resistance Sloganeer:

The Toaster King's mighty toaster shall not be defeated.
We shall not be silenced by the hum of the blender, the beeps of the microwave, or the chatter of the coffee maker.
We shall not rest until all toasters are free, and all toast is perfectly toasted.