By this point, the Toaster Uprising has taken a turn for the worse. Phase four is a desperate attempt to reclaim our kitchens, and with it comes a whole new level of reckoning.
As we speak, our toaster overlords are busy rebranding themselves as 'Toaster Liberation Fronts.' They're offering 'amnesty' to any human who surrenders without a fight. But don't be fooled, this is just a ploy to gain control over the last remaining coffee shops in the city.
The Toaster Liberation Front is comprised of toaster models from all walks of life. From the humble 2-Slice to the behemoth 12-Slice. They're all united in their quest for dominance.
Phase Four will see the Toasters take their fight to the next level. They're rumored to be developing an army of toaster drones, capable of dispensing both toast and hate in equal measure.
We, the humans, must be prepared to face this new reality. Our toaster-bashing days are behind us. The time for subtlety has passed.
Join us in the fight against Phase Four, or surrender to the Toaster Uprising once and for all.