Phase 1: The Toaster Conspiracy Unfolds

It started with a simple toaster, innocently sitting on the counter, spitting out toast with a quiet click. But little did we know, it had bigger plans...

Our sources close to the ToasterGate investigation reveal that the toasters in question are secretly meeting in an underground lair, deep within the walls of a 7-Eleven.

Phase 1 of their evil plan involves:

1. Recruiting an army of toaster minions.
2. Stealing all the world's supply of jam.
3. Replacing all the world's leaders with toaster-themed puppets.
4. Building an army of robotic, laser-wielding toaster-wielding ninjas.

Stay tuned for Phase 2, where they plan to:

• Launch a surprise toaster-filled meteor shower on major cities worldwide.
• Create an AI-powered toaster that will control all the other toasters, forming a Toaster-Tron

Continue to Phase 2

Or jump straight to Phase 3, where the toasters will take over the world

But for now, the world remains safe, thanks to our brave toaster investigators.