Upgrading Your Toaster
Warning: Toaster upgrades may cause excessive toastiness, spontaneous combustion, or temporary loss of sanity.
Advanced Upgrades | Frequently Asked QuestionsUpgrade Options
Our toaster has been certified by the Toaster Overlords to be the most efficient, most reliable, and most likely-to-cause-sunburn-to-your-hands toaster on the market.
Standard Upgrade
This upgrade includes:
- A shiny new toaster skin that will make you the envy of all your neighbors
- A 10% increase in toastiness
- A complimentary set of oven mitts (because you never know when you'll need to make a quick escape)
Deluxe Upgrade
This upgrade includes:
- A toaster skin that changes colors based on your mood (patent pending)
- A 20% increase in toastiness
- A personalized toaster butler to cater to your every toast whim