Toast Club Members' List
Below is a list of esteemed members of the Toaster Society. Please note that membership is by invitation only, and we're still deciding whether or not to invite you.
- The Founders (because who else could it be?)
- The Elites (they're the ones with the really nice toaster-shaped trophies)
- The Novices (they're the ones still trying to figure out how to make toast)
- The Charlatans (they're the ones who claim to have made the perfect slice, but really just burned it)
- The Rabble-Rousers (they're the ones who just like to argue about toast)