Welcome to the Toaster Gate Support Group

We're here for you, even if you're a little burnt.

Are you struggling with toaster-related trauma? Do you find yourself questioning the very fabric of society after a recent toaster malfunction?

We're here to help you navigate the complexities of Toaster Gate, a mysterious phenomenon where toasters seem to be malfunctioning in a way that's just a bit too convenient.

Our support group is a judgement-free zone, where you can share your stories, your fears, and your toaster-induced anxieties without fear of reprisal.

Meet our team of toaster experts: