TOASTERGATE: THE SCANDAL THAT STARTED IT ALL

A Tale of Toast and Betrayal

The Toastergate scandal broke when our beloved toaster, Mr. Whirly, was caught retoasting bread for the nefarious organization, B.R.E.A.D. (Bread Rackets & Evil Agents Department).

Mr. Whirly, the Toaster in Question

It's said that Mr. Whirly's toast was so delicious, it made the entire city question the very fabric of reality.

Join us as we delve into the rabbit hole of Toastergate, where nothing is as it seems and the truth is always toast.

Read the Cover-Up Report Meet the Whistleblower: Jane Doe